A. Wishing I could do this everyday.
B. Hit in the head with various sized Nerf Gun darts.
C. Enjoying life as a SAHM to it's fullest.
D. Scared !*$%@*!-less of his newest desire to pop balloons where I can hear them.
E. Wanting to explore the world of homeschooling.
F. Realizing my kid can out-fart yours.
G. Happily toting him to every store I need to frequent.
H. Thanking my lucky stars his hair is long enough to cover his excessive ear wax that darned if I forgot to de-gunk again.
I. Considering sending him to work with his Dad so he can spend some quality time with him.
J. No, seriously...I do believe they could use some time together.
K. Sitting together with him, sipping homemade lemonade and watching educational shows such as "Animal Planet" all day.
L. Watching him scarf Gummi Bears and Mountain Dew while maneuvering a new remote I will never be able to work while watching every episode of the "World's Deadliest Warrior" marathon on Spike TV.
M. Staying inside in the A/C while lovingly making sure he stays out of the 93 but feels like 103 degree Florida heat.
N. Raking dead leaves out of a 20 foot diameter circle where the new pool is going up while he sits on the pool deck telling me I missed a spot.
O. Spending time in the evening drawing flowers and rainbows with chalk on our quiet street.
P. Watching him in the evening, jumping all over the trampoline yelling "watch this!" while getting bitten by 1000 super-sized mosquitos and listening to my dumb a$s neighbors argue.
Well, anyway the list could go on all day but if you guessed I was lyin' my fool face off about letters...
A...C...E...G...I...K...M and O, you guessed right.
Today, in honor of my favorite ADHD kid, I plan to purge all of his the sweet treats in our home and go for the easy going, yet full of flavor healthy snacks.
So tell me, what's your flavor?
Or Sweet Healthy...
Or this incredible Sweet 100% all boy kid....
Why can I not get mad at that face, even when he is popping off darts in my direction all day? Darn him.
Have a great day everyone!!
It is the start of the weekend and day 3 or is it 4 with Kolin. Will I survive? That is a question yet to be answered. Hehe....