Tuesday, January 29, 2008
The "K" Brothers vs. Mista's Infections
On the left we have Kolin...standing at 4'11" and weighing in at 91 lbs.,. His opponent is Mista A. Serious Sinus Infection.
Sinus Infection's stats are as follows...
He ugly, he's nasty, and he likes to inflict painful, grossness in the ears, nose and throat, he also causes some serious headaches and sweaty/chillsville fevers.
Kolin's weapons of choice...
A 14 day regiman of Augmention, one Albuteral inhaler, squeezes of Nasonex and a one a day tablet of Claratin.
Kolin's seacret weapons are...
Cambell's chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side, Bubble Gum flavored Motrin, a box of Puffs tissues, lots of rest and a good old fashioned dose of TLC from Mom and Dad.
Kolin is known for his quick kicking feet. Able to splinter two thick boards at one time...Mista Sinus...you don't stand a chance!
On the right we have Kody, standing at 5'7" and weighing in at 121 lbs. of solid muscle.
His double tag teaming opponent's are Mista Broncitus and Mista Tonsilitis.
M.B.'s and M.T's stats are as follows..
Painful coughs, severely sore throats, fever, chills and killer body aches.
Kody's weapons of choice....
A 5 day supply of Z-Pack, 2 Tylenol Extra Strength every 4 hours and two squirts of Nasonex.
Kody's secret weapons...
Cambell's chicken noodle soup with a Blue Frost Gatorade on the side, Puffs tissues, a heat pad to the back, lots of naps, a good old fashioned dose of TLC from Mom and Dad.
Kody is known for his swift and painful elbow smashes. Able to smash through two boards at one time with one elbow and one loud "Key-Op"...
Mista's Broncitus and Tonsilitis...you ARE the underdogs!
Go git' um boys!!!!!