Tuesday, January 29, 2008

The "K" Brothers vs. Mista's Infections



On the left we have Kolin...standing at 4'11" and weighing in at 91 lbs.,. His opponent is Mista A. Serious Sinus Infection.
Sinus Infection's stats are as follows...
He ugly, he's nasty, and he likes to inflict painful, grossness in the ears, nose and throat, he also causes some serious headaches and sweaty/chillsville fevers.

Kolin's weapons of choice...
A 14 day regiman of Augmention, one Albuteral inhaler, squeezes of Nasonex and a one a day tablet of Claratin.
Kolin's seacret weapons are...
Cambell's chicken noodle soup with a soda on the side, Bubble Gum flavored Motrin, a box of Puffs tissues, lots of rest and a good old fashioned dose of TLC from Mom and Dad.

Kolin is known for his quick kicking feet. Able to splinter two thick boards at one time...Mista Sinus...you don't stand a chance!

On the right we have Kody, standing at 5'7" and weighing in at 121 lbs. of solid muscle.
His double tag teaming opponent's are Mista Broncitus and Mista Tonsilitis.

M.B.'s and M.T's stats are as follows..
Painful coughs, severely sore throats, fever, chills and killer body aches.

Kody's weapons of choice....
A 5 day supply of Z-Pack, 2 Tylenol Extra Strength every 4 hours and two squirts of Nasonex.

Kody's secret weapons...
Cambell's chicken noodle soup with a Blue Frost Gatorade on the side, Puffs tissues, a heat pad to the back, lots of naps, a good old fashioned dose of TLC from Mom and Dad.

Kody is known for his swift and painful elbow smashes. Able to smash through two boards at one time with one elbow and one loud "Key-Op"...
Mista's Broncitus and Tonsilitis...you ARE the underdogs!

Go git' um boys!!!!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

{{{{Shudder}}}}} Just looking at those poor, sick boys made me want to go wash my hands, clean off the laptop and HIDE!

Hope they feel better soon!

Blondie
PS Maybe it was all that black icing? LOL

Anonymous said...

Dear Kody and Kolin,
Feel better soon boys. Love and hugs,
Tanya Nicole Servis

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

If I were any of those infections, I'd be high tailin' it out of there!

K & K don't sound like people you should mess with!

Hope both are feeling better soon!

Hallie

DONNA BOGIE said...

THANK GOD YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR! I HOPE YOUR BOYS GET WELL
SOON, AND YOU AND KARL STAY WELL!
DONNA BOUGOURD

Donna said...

We are busy buting the chops of Mista Strep Throat, who is terrorizing our tiny town, kicking my own a** starting on New Year's Day. This week I have used three of my paltry 12 sick days on someone OTHER than myself and am hoping beyond hope that my other son gets it on the weekend so I don't have to miss any more work. (Actually, I am hoping he won't get it at all, but that is just not how January is working for me...)

Fruit flavored Amoxicillin, chewable orange ibuprofen alternated with cherry tylenol, supplemented as possible with chocolate pudding, applesauce and ice water. And he actually managed to do his second-grade homework yesterday!

Hugs and handcleaner to you all!

Anonymous said...

I hope the boys are feeling better and hope the baby doesn't catch it. With all those germs her mom should have found alternate childcare.

Silvia said...

Hope they feel better soon :)

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